today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”
*jury voice* we find the defendant guilty!
“i know you are but what am i?”
*jury is immediately under arrest*
everyone around me is getting heartbroken through dating while I’m getting heartbroken through fictional characters